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daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

(via fyverr)

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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(via fyverr)

khymeira:

Self-transformation is vital.

Submit to it. Become the basin of pain that echoes the shifting of your bones, and the wet percussion of your own blood.

Emerge from the steam of your old meat, glittering and unconquerable. 

(via kiradax)

(Source: arthurpendragonns, via for-every-fandom-a-me)

thegenderqueeralchemist:

bisexual and pansexual people are actually made of stardust and flames and are immortal pass it on

(via for-every-fandom-a-me)

thegreatpotatoking:

This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.

(Source: pedalfar, via tiredofalwayssayingsorry)

queergear:

the-grand-fangirl:

cosplaytipsandtricks:

homestuckresources:

kcaacbay:

How to cover up tattoos!
use a red lipstick covering the outlines
pat on a light concealer, using a setting powder
pat on your skin tone concealer, and clean up any mistakes using baby wipes to remove excess concealer
use a fluffy brush and smooth it out with foundation powder.
VIDEO TUTORIAL:
http://youtu.be/-pYuvb3Iv4E

we don’t usually reblog/post cosplay stuff, but a friend pointed it out to me and i haven’t seen it elsewhere SO maybe it can help someone!

Useful for cosplay AND if you’re applying for a job that views tattoos as ‘unprofessional’. 

Also good for hickeys

This just seems useful for any purpose so here you go
rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:


thanl:


psyducked:


romancingthelookyloos:


romancingthelookyloos:


I think we should talk about puberty…





yo imma let you finish but


I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time



yes okay but

girls can do it too


Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.
BEFORE PUBERTY:
After puberty:

…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 


fuckin

PLOT
TWIST


Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

(Source: jenkristofu, via the-dalek-in-221b)

Anonymous asked: your face reminds me of a 1950s housewife for some reason

agentrodgers:

What? C’mon now, don’t be silly!

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I mean, really, I’m not-

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Woah, where’d that come from?

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What am I wearing????

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The fuck is this?!!?!

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The fuck is that?!??!!

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Gee wizz, mister!